Ritual for Morning Hormones

Ducks in a row, my dear spiro
Make me graceful, fill with kindness
Drink it down, into my guts.

(take pill)

Along for the ride, finasteride
Move my hair to loving locks
Drink it down, into my guts

(take pill)

Bubble bubble, my estradiol
Make me smooth and let me feel
Under my tongue, into my blood.

(take pills)

I know who I am
I know what I want
I cast my will
Upon my mind
Upon my body
Upon the world

Ritual for evening hormones

Ducks in a row, my dear spiro
Make me graceful, fill with kindness
Drink it down, into my guts.

(take pill)

Bubble bubble, my estradiol
Make me smooth and let me feel
Under my tongue, into my blood.

(take pill)

All my own, progesterone
Swell my boobs, let me sleep
[omitted - SAO, IAC]
[omitted - IMC, IMS]

(take pill)

I know who I am
I know what I want
I cast my will
Upon my mind
Upon my body
Upon the world